all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I'm just crazy horny about you
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Randomize
