So drunk, too bad you don't want this
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
tonight lets celebrate not being married
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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