whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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