you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
wow bdsm is so cute
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