Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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