its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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