My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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