When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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