just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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