I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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