i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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