i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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