Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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