you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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