He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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