But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
the condom got lost in my hair
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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