you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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