Apparently you make a good broom.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
it's like heaven, but drunker
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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