The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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