well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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