I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
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