i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Randomize
