Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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