..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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