He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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