Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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