I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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