Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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