We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I want a musical about memes.
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