It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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