Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
