butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
This is the high leading the old right now
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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