I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Randomize
