U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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