I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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