well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I love you.
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