We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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