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say what?
wanna hang out?
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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