His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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