Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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