Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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