You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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