You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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