So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I would fuck him just for his dog
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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