who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
He has the fingertips of a God
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