How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
So squirting runs in the family.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Come on in and take your pants off
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