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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I accidentally had phone sex last night

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms

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  Oh God

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  I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love

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  I remember it like it was tomorrow.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.

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  Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?

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• (516): View more from New York

  I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?

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  Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"

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