Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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