It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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