these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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