Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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